Queer Kiss for the Straight Guy
I always Tivo the MTV Video Awards even though the music gets more and more annoying with each passing year. And now you know why...
Isn't that technically child abuse?
Not that I'm really complaining.
How many years before they start eating snatch on stage? 2? 3? I hope so.
Ok, I've actually seen the award show and the LIVE kiss is much less impressive than these stills. WHEN THEY DON'T MOVE THEY KISS FOREVER.
Why the hell is it that all the lesbians i've ever seen only kiss by licking one another's tongues?
Do they ever actually make out or is it just to transfer food, like ants, or long protein strands, like aliens?
Actually with ants it's really more of a vomitting into the mouth of the other ant. I can't remember the technical term anymore, but it I do remember that just the sound of it alone is pretty hideous.
if you have a better way of exchanging long protein strands, i'd like to see it.
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